You'll need: markers, crayons, tape, construction paper, blunt scissors.

Step one: Place your hand flat on a sheet of construction paper.

Step two: Cut your hand off with the blunt scissors. The faster you go, the less it will hurt!

Step three: Cauterize your stump on an electric burner. Ask a friend or adult for help.

Step four: Decorate the hand to look like a turkey with the markers, paper, and tape. Gobble-gobble!

Step five: Take your turkey home and hang it on the front door with nails or a staple gun.