cracker jack ripoff

When I was younger, Cracker Jack prizes used to be really cool (read: cheap toys that were probably hazardous to my health, but that’s beside the point).

Now I’m lucky if I even get a prize. Not that I would want it anyway, with stupid riddles and tattoos, what self-respecting 21 year old would want those?

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